Not that it has much to do with anything, but i had what must have been the most random dream i think ive ever had, and that says something because i have random dreams all the time. I even used to have a posh english recurring dinosaur who drank copious amounts of tea and taught me proper english manners. Anyway this was one of those dreams that happen just before you wake up, so its still really vivid in my head. If you are not interested in my dream then that was pretty much your cue to stop reading.
Anyway it started off with me at some airport. Im waiting to get on this plane to somewhere i dont know. I eventually get on only to find that the interior of the plane is Innaloo, my local shopping center (mall). confused i decide to start walking trying to find the exit because they sell some awesome bread there. Im walking along, trying to counter the turbulence, until suddenly this orange man comes charging up to me with a worried look on his face. Out of breath, this orange bloke is like “Thank god i caught up to you! I have to tell you that your share portfolio has been upgraded to a category 5, but dont worry though, its only temporary until john gets a new bike. It should take out the lower part of Houston but nobody likes that phone company anyway.” Im like “righteo, but wheres that bread”. “I dunno, but there should be some in Dallas” Said the orange bloke as i walked away, ignoring him. Not noticing the giant hole in the floor of this shopping center mall plane, i fall through, landing into the ocean about a minute later. Now im sinking further and further underwater, until i eventually make a cameo appearance on the set of the little mermaid for which i recieve rave reviews…
Then i woke up, and typed it here.. Never did find that bread =(
The end.